I find this a tad disturbing

This has absolutely NOTHING to do with technology other than I found it while looking for a birthday gift for my son who turns 13 in less than a week. I can totally see how this would be beneficial to hikers and such but I know that people with fanny packs typically let them hang down quite a bit, and the weight of a pack of water should really weigh it down…. which led to the visual image of someone walking around with a straw in their mouth coming from their groin area. Stupid mental auto play, I am now completely disturbed.

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