So there I was, walking down Times Square, minding my own business… when all of a sudden my cellphone beeped as if it had just received an incoming message. “Him again??”, I thought to myself, referring to the guy I had gone on a date with the night before and who hadn’t stopped text messaging me ever since.. “Doesn’t he get that I’m JUST NOT THAT INTO HIM???”

But to my surprise, as I reached for my cellphone I saw the following message on my screen: ’Land Rover is trying to connect to you via Bluetooth. Accept?’ More (offsite link)….